My producer, Buddy Cantu, and I were horsing around during the break.In the aftermath of my endorsement of the Berkley Eye Lasik procedure, I mused that there is a whole other market opportunity for such medical miracles in Buddy’s native land to the south.
Verbally sparring with Spanglishized titles, we created a franchise of Lasik clinics that could be branded Eye Eye Eye Eye.
A nanosecond later we both noticed the obvious pun in the markee:
Four eyes.
I think there’s potential there.
We could place them next door to my other medical franchise brainchild, the self-service surgical suites I’d call “Suture Self.”
Yeah, we’re real cut-ups behind the scenes.
"Buddy-in-the-Booth" Cantu, on the job
2 comments:
Combine the two and you can have do-it-yourself Lasik. Whoops, that's already gone.
Yes, somebody has created a Lasik-At-Home device. Yours for only $99.95 (per eye).
Of course it is a hoax (see our Lasik At Home hoax article for details), but a rather funny one with a well presented website.
Glenn Hagele
USAEyes
Thanks, Glen. Guess we'll have to keep a lid on that. (Sorry, couldn't resist!)
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