We are not going to talk about The Bachelor at all this morning.
Don’t call me about it.
I don’t want to talk about it.
We're not going to waste the time of others discussing it.
For all of you who watched that waste of time and electrons last night, you are dumber for the experience; you have had brain cells sucked irretrievably from your skull, and hours removed from your life you will never reclaim.
The Bachelor is the epitome of what is wrong with American Pop Culture, where a television network can script and manipulate the lives and emotions of people on both sides of the screen for the purposes of shilling products for you to buy.
The Bachelor is to dating and relationships what WWE is to professional athletics.
It’s all fakery.