The Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now has been considering changing the label by which the organization is commonly known, "ACORN," to something less tarnished. What to call the group that is self-tasked with reforming the America we know?
Our crack team of Researchers has been toiling through the holiday weekend with a list of possible alternatives--an alphabet soup of acronyms--including:
NUTS: National Union of Transition Society
PECANs: People for the Ethical Conversion of American Norms
CASHEW: Community Association of Home Equity Welfare
GOOBER: Government Organization of Basic Economic Realists
GONADS: General Order of National Advocates for Disentangling Society
Note: None of these suggestions are intended for the "thin-skinned."